Insane Clown Posse – Mad Professor

Insane Clown Posse – Mad Professor Lyrics

Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Song: Mad Professor

I was never popular, this I’ll admit, f#ck school never liked me, Goo
All the kids would always beat me, until I’m half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that sh#t never bothered me, Mama and Mother

They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the bas#ment
And that’s where my free ti well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head

It clucked three times CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the sh#t (yeah)

But I’m still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could’ve made a girlie friend
But f#ck that, I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother f#ckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on

I hear the other children playing outside
‘Keep it down you little b#tches, I’ll skin your f#cking hides!’
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack

Shit! f#ck! I’m sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I’m like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the f#cking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll

Screw the head on, come on, come on
It’s the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it’s time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
f#ck! sh#t! Didn’t work

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

It wasn’t always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But f#ck that, cause I ain’t no failure
I put the sh#t with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that?

It’s alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly hold up, pause
I ain’t cleaning his draws man, f#ck that

Get him fat, get him ready, it’s almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching, I’m on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh#t
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y’all!)

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
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From the album:
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers [Explicit]
Release Year: 1999