Howard Ashman – Cheese Nips

Howard Ashman – Cheese Nips Lyrics

Artist: Howard Ashman
Song: Cheese Nips

Cheese nips
They want cheese nips
They poo poo the pâté du pays
But the cheese nips

They like cheese nips
And they’re not even touching the brie
Cola, Coca-Cola
It’s forget the Moet and Chandon

Okay, let’s see—
There’s some Pepsi
God, the whole bowl of cheese nips is gone
Mother Mary, the ham’s from Westphalia

And the lamb I had flown from Australia
Bet they’ll want it well-done
Or sliced thin on a bun
With a sauce

Orange sauce
McDonald’s sauce
Cheese nips
Little cheese nips

Bet they dip ‘em in Kraft sandwich spread
Bet they’d eat a
Whole Velveeta
Bet they’d love it

I wish I was dead
Oh the wurst was the best and Bavarian
True the caviar’s utilitarian
But it does come from Russia

And surely deserves to be tried
Bet you they’d
Want it fried
Crunching and munching them louder and louder

They’re crunching and munching them louder and louder
Oh god, now it’s deafening
Jesus, what’s happening?
What’ll I do?

What’s that on my shoe?
It’s pink
It smells icky
Oh Jesus, it’s sticky

My rug!
My poor rug! They killed my rug!
Cheese nips
Little cheese nips

They make beautiful bright yellow crumbs
Cheese nips
Little cheese nips
You must serve them when company comes

Cheese nips
Cheese nips
Back home again in Indiana
(spoken)

Late that night, Sylvia Rosewater attempted to burn down the Rosewater Township Volunteer Fire House. She was committed to a private mental hospital, in Indianapolis
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