Histeria! – I Cannot Tell a Lie Lyrics
Artist: Histeria!
Song: I Cannot Tell a Lie
I cut the cherry tree
Don’t make me yawn
Admitted it was me
You won’t even cut the lawn
True, for I cannot tell a lie
My teeth are mine
That’s partly true
See how they shine?
You get splinters when you chew
True, for I cannot tell a lie
Don’t dye my hair
It looks good gray!
It’s debonair!
Or a cheesy toupee…
It’s true, for I cannot tell a lie
‘Cross the Potomac, threw…
Never happened
…a silver dollar, new
You always were bad with money
True, for I cannot tell a lie!
George: But I never strayed
If you say so, dear
George: Home is where I stayed
{reading signs on inns} George Washington slept here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here…
Okay, it’s true! For I cannot tell a lie
George: There’s last Christmas Eve
But then you weren’t there
George: I came home on leave!
You crossed the Delaware!
George: True, for I cannot tell a lie
Oh George, you’re bein’…
Truthful?
Silly, you’re no worse than other men
Everybody tells a little fib now and again
That doesn’t make it right, but I know you’re not shady
You’re the father of our country…
Hi, Pop
…and I’ll always be your First Lady!
Oh, Lady!
And that’s the truth
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Release Year: 1998