Histeria! – Easter Island Lyrics
Artist: Histeria!
Song: Easter Island
Just kick back on the living room couch
‘Cause we’ve got a little ditty for you-ee
About a place called Easter Island
Also known as Rapa Nui!
It was discovered by a Dutchman Roggeveen
Who was just passing through
On a sunny Easter Sunday
In 1722
(Oh, Easter Egg Island! Easter Egg!)
It’s a tiny volcanic island
Off of Chile’s coast
Where the sun beats down all year long
So wear sunblock or you’re roast
(Bummer!)
But don’t get up yet ’cause there’s more to tell
And tons more you should see
Here on Easter Island, is a famous mystery!
We are the Moai statues
And we stand on Easter Isle
No onе’s sure what our purpose is
But we’vе been here a long, long while!
We’re all around the island
Facing out at the ocean blue
It’s not a very exciting job
But we sure do like the view!
We come in many sizes
Forty feet tall are the biggest ones
And we’re pretty hefty
Even our hats weigh ten tons!
There are many theories of our origin
And the folks who made our poses
But no one really knows why they gave us
Great big honkin’ noses!
We were carved in a crater called Raraku
Over fourteen miles away
But how we got from there to here
No one can really say!
Some say we were moved by native folks
Though they had no wheels or mules
And then how’d they make us look so pretty
Without Sears power tools?
(Ow!)
Well that’s our story and we certainly hope
That we’ve made it clear
Don’t believe most of what you read about us
And only half of what you hear!
‘Cause there are lots of crackpots out there
With tons of theories they’re selling
But we’re the only ones who know the truth
And buddy, we’re not telling!
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Release Year: 2022