GREEN1E – Eht Namstocs

GREEN1E – Eht Namstocs Lyrics

Artist: GREEN1E
Song: Eht Namstocs

Yeah I’m the Scotsman
That’s all I can do
I’m pale and wee small
We’re drinking Irn Bru

Living by Ben Nevis
Isn’t the best
Being so high up
Is a big test

I come from Britain
Not from England ‘yer twat
And if ‘yer say that
Then obviously ‘yer fat

I am the Scotsman
No, I’m not from Wales
Just because our accent sounds similar
Everyone who tries it fails

Living on me own
Is really that hard
I live a couple miles away
From the nearest Walmart

Oh wait, this is Britain
I’ve must have forgot
Our local supermarket
Is ASDA, a got

People making fun of meh
That ain’t fair
I have ADHD
Please show me some care

I am the Scotsman
No, I’m not from Wales
Just because our accent sounds similar
Everyone who tries it fails

Scottish fish? Living by the Scottish coast?
Well, sh#t dude, I thought you would turn ghost
Getting the sh#t beat out by that fat kid
Hasn’t anyone told you that you be slothing like Sid?

But really man, I’ve gotta feel sorry
For your mental disorder, sh#t, that really got me
But we can’t forget what you did to minorities
Sending nudes to 11-year-olds for priorities

Your dick fell of inside your cats
After all, we all know you’re afraid of rats
So you try to grab mine to have one back
How bout you stop following me cause I don’t give a (fack)

Stoner Willy?
More like Hillbilly
Saying you’ll blow Muhammad is just beyond silly
Oh by the way

Chelsea lost so badly any day
So shave your eyebrows now or admit you’re gay
When I say enough is enough
It’s time to not get rough

Stop sending pointless messages that aren’t very tough
Like seriously dude why do you keep saying ‘bruh’
Everyone knows you bathe with your cats, huh?
Your music is trash because you’re not a real musician

And everyone can see my point of vision
For the sake of it, this ain’t going to be a collision
Your life ain’t nothing but a superstition
I am the Scotsman

No, I’m not from Wales
Just because our accent sounds similar
Everyone who tries it fails
I am the Scotsman

No, I’m not from Wales
Just because our accent sounds similar
Everyone who tries it fails
I am the Scotsman

I am the Scotsman
I am the Scotsman
I am the Scotsman
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Release Year: 2021