Gar Greatest At Rapping – Pedophile Paradox

Gar Greatest At Rapping – Pedophile Paradox Lyrics

Artist: Gar Greatest At Rapping
Song: Pedophile Paradox

〈intro: gar〉
Don’t be concerned by the title of the song
I think you should hear me out
I have reasons i think i made some pretty valid arguments

So i think you should tune in and just chill
Just don’t overthink it honestly
Anyways f#ck bbq we’re not on our way i’m on my way
〈verse 1: gar〉

Me and bbq been the goats of rap for the past five years
2019 winter singles we were dropping was the peak of our careers
When bbq deleted his page everyone in the stu was crying tears
Bbq took down the pride flag in his room cause he knew it was time to switch the gears

My assets going up aidan’s acne going down
He was prescribed the same ointment as tim brown
Tryna succeed in medway that’s the wrong town
I hate newton there’s too much money going around

She told tim i don’t wanna play roblox
She said i’m five i wanna play with lego blocks
So he had to go back to nutting in socks
That’s one example of the pedophile paradox

A broke his arm and couldn’t get a hire
He said gar was trash now his pants are on fire
Need a muscular man like markiplier
Seven bands for a car i’m a risky buyer

Watertown the worst place i ever went
A slice of life watching brain is at zero percent
I’m watching hentai with malicious intent
Streets made me hard like some dry cement

Watching this anime called sonny boy
Watching anime maxed out on soy
Cop the whip and i’m feeling joy
Fbi looking for a pedophile named troy

Bbq wanna be b#tchy about the beats
Well gar killed yung bbq that’s the lore for the streets
Bbq never gonna be back with some heat
And he’s never gonna bring his non-existent fleet

Bbq claims i date a 15 year old but he jerked off to shoujo ramune
He’s literally a pedophile
He rewatched it like four times he’s f#cking vile
So i don’t wanna hear him talking sh#t for a while

He needs to be executed someone pull the trigger
His ego or him i can’t tell which is bigger
Wanna hear bbq’s favorite word to say in 2018 it was n-
It’s me from the future that had to be done

Cause it had some consequences that weren’t fun
Didn’t think i’d kill myself being behind the gun
But i never made a banger not even one
In the future there’s a lot of dumb adults

In the future the only churches left are cults
I can’t say either of those are surprising results
But for bbq i still got many insults
She told tim brown to go away

He said what’s the matter i’m just tryna play
Dropped seven bands on a hyundai
I was supposed to have that sh#t back in may
In massachusetts it’s cool to be gay

My meals are pretend i made them out of clay
No means no but a yes is okay
Zero percent brain got a delay
This bug tryna bite me shot it with a nine

Career didn’t last longer than a vine
Yung bbq can you tell me the time
No he’s too busy drinking a snapple lime
I honestly almost just shat my pants

This sh#t smells so bad i- i can’t
Is there sh#t in my underwear there’s a good chance
Finna do the sh#t in my underwear dance
Drop top sh#t plop

Janitor had to pull out the mop mop
Sneak dissing gar i’m-a pull out the mop
Six years rapping and i’m not gonna stop
Growing up only food i had was for thought

I’m stealing the beats but i ain’t get caught
Women these days they’re not hot
Maybe i’m attracted to dudes maybe i’m not
Is there a term for that i think it’s a fag

That boy watching hentai with the loli tag
By that boy i mean bbq and he used to brag
Somethings really wrong with him it wasn’t a gag
But pedophiles are kind of swag

If you hate pedophiles you also hate gay people
Cause most the gay people are pedophiles
And it’s socially unacceptable to hate gay people
〈outro: gar〉

That’s the pedophile paradox
That’s what i’m-a call it
I mean it’s a scientific thing actually
I’m a researcher

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Release Year: 2022