Gaming All Star Rap Battles – Ice Climbers vs Snow Bros

Gaming All Star Rap Battles – Ice Climbers vs Snow Bros Lyrics

Artist: Gaming All Star Rap Battles
Song: Ice Climbers vs Snow Bros

We are the Snow Bros;
You can call us Nick and Tom
We don’t give a sh#t who you are
Just talk to our palms

Do you wear those coats 24/7?
Even in summer with a torch?
Then prepare with these hot raps
You can call our rap style Scorch

You’re invading Whiteland
Through our lovely Crystal Mountains
Step back kids, cause we’re getting frostbite
From our beloved twins

It’s pointless to climb a glacier
To grab a pterodactyl’s feet
Yo, Tom!
Take it over and show these virgins to quit the skeet

You got it Nick!
Tom here to teach a lesson to these numbskulls
Hey Popo
Bring Nana over to lick my nice long icicle

Those hammers, weak as hell
They can’t help you climb the ice
You’re the reason Polar Bears are endangered
JESUS CHRIST!

Who do you think you are?
The Wonder Twins?
b#tches, please
You won’t climb up to our mountain floor;

You’ll end up with sore knees
We live in royalty;
Ask Teri and Tina, they know the truth
Don’t go cramping up our style

With our overalls and boots
Nana, Popo, Snow Brothers?
f#ck NO!
We’re the Ice Climbers

b#tches, no lives on you
YOLO
Don’t judge our hammers
You just do snowball fights

These babies can beat your asses
And knock out your coal eyes
It’s possible we climbed Mt. Everest
‘Cause we do this for a living

Place your money in here boys
We all know you suck at bidding
Holy sh#t, I think I’m gonna fall
I think I’m gonna die

But it’s better than seeing Frosty’s sons
Time to say goodbye
Hold on bro, Nana’s got your back
‘Cause we’re in this thing together

You can’t get rid of that dang snow men
You’ll be digging forever
You live in a place called Whiteland?
You guys are just plain racist

Read our names, we can beat you easy;
You lost this battle, face it
Two snow twins fighting a giant fire boss
Are you guys retarded?

Since we were introduced in Melee
We were living like stars, man
So shut up Zack and Cody
Go home to your igloo castle

We’ll do a victory jig on your graves
It’ll be quite gracile
Did you hear what I just hear?
Are they trying to diss us out?

I think they are, Nick
They’re spitting hard without a doubt
Then let’s show these little b#stards
Who can win this snowball fight

I was thinking same thing
Our minds are smart with us combined
LET’S GO!
You can call us Zack and Cody

‘Cause we are living the Sweet Life
So you better bow before your kings
Or suffer in pain and strife
We hate to tell you this Ice Climbers

Let me explain, you see
It’s that you guys are more useless
As a mother f#cking Topi
We can beat you like a blizzard

‘Cause we’ll push you away
Not to mention that your fighting style
Is really, really gay
No one knows you faggots

‘Cause we were doing this sh#t first
You’ll live the lonely lives forever
While you still have that curse
We can take on any challenge

Even eating frozen vegetables
Call us The Hardest Icebergs
Because we are unbreakable
This battle is now over

And we just reached the mountain top
Your rhymes might be cold as ice
But our disses were just hot
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Release Year: 1998