Gaming All Star Rap Battles – Crash Bandicoot vs Spyro the Dragon

Gaming All Star Rap Battles – Crash Bandicoot vs Spyro the Dragon Lyrics

Artist: Gaming All Star Rap Battles
Song: Crash Bandicoot vs Spyro the Dragon

WHOA! IT’S A DRAGON!
I’m about to tear it apart
I’ll leave a mark on this little shart
Crash is here to create Sparx

You know I’m a real MC
Look at this picture from Crash 3
One word to describe your series
Would most likely be N Sanity

Your design keeps getting uglier
It’s enough for you to make Activision die
Not to mention the only one in your family
Is a dragonfly

I’m rocking these tattoos
And these torn out jean shorts
If there’s another Playstation All-Stars
They’ll want me and not this wh#re

Looks like I got some things to do
Like leave this animal split
I spit super flames, plasma, missiles
And whirlwinds

We were supposed to have Willie the Wombat
But we got this turd?
I took your girlfriend Tawna
And I Crash Boom Banged her

You’re always crashing into stuff
No wonder they call you Crash
And you also spin crazy
Like that stupid Looney Tune, Taz

I’m about to Crunch this Bandicoot
And you’ll never spin again
It even says that Cortex and Brio
Called you a failed experiment

Uh-oh!
I’m about to go out do the Death Tornado
You’re in trouble
I mean what kind of lame dragon

Has the ability to breathe bubbles?
I’m spitting crystals and gems
You’re just bashing your head in sh#t
You think you can beat me?

Hell even I’m able to land some kicks
I’m twistin’ when spittin’ these lyrics and killin’ it
So you better just beat it before I start hittin’ it
I’ll twister out on this lizard

Since your rhymes are just cancer
I’ve won this battle
Now get your #ss back to Skylanders
Your mind is Warped #ss Bandicoot

Pierce my horns through your heart
This is The Year of the Dragon
You just ripped off Mario Kart
You collect gems?

Well you should meet the Gemcutters
How is it your speaking English right now?
I expected you to mutter
You got nothing but a freaky tiki

By the name of Aku Aku
You’re more crazy and retarded
Than Riper Roo the kangaroo
When it comes to a fun game

Fun is where you’re really lacking
I’m getting Playstation fans excited
While you’re busy Titan Jacking
Now here’s the Rayman Origin

On how I rule Sony
You guys are nothing but phonies
And your games are baloney
I’m a true legend buddies

Taking down a whole clan of Darktoons
If I can catch a bunch of Rabbids
I can beat your asses too!
Crash, quit crashing into stuff

It’s like you’re high off crystal meth
And Spyro, these hands are tough enough
To punch a dragon to death
You teensies are in trouble

‘Cause you’re in the Land of the Livid Dead
Now it’s time to end this battle
‘Cause I’m this level is cleared YEAH!
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Gaming All Star Rap Battles Lyrics – Crash Bandicoot vs Spyro the Dragon

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Release Year: 1998