Frank Crumit – The Return of the Gay Caballero

Frank Crumit – The Return of the Gay Caballero Lyrics

Artist: Frank Crumit
Song: The Return of the Gay Caballero

I am a gay caballero
I’m back again from Janeiro
And you bet your life I’ll be dodging the wife
And the husband who chewed off my ear-o

While coming here on the steamer
I met a beautiful dreamer
Each kiss that I got, her lipstick left a spot
And the captain thought I had eczema

Last night I strolled on the plaza
The music was playing some Jazz-a
Then I heard a noise, ’twas made by some boys
My gosh I was getting the {?}

Then I’d met a sweet bambolina
I told her I owned a casino
Would she lеave home that night, she said that shе might
For poker but not for casino

She said for a job she was wishing
For she lost hers at some expedition
She said I’m a nice chap, just sit on my lap
You can’t find a better position

I told her she was so simple
And she had a cute little dimple
Then she said to me “that you dimple you see
When turned inside out it’s a pimple”

I said take a trip to my Manor
Than a trip to old Santa Ana
Then somebody cried “hey you outside
I hope you trip on a banana”

She took me to her home to nestle
Her room was as big as a castle
I said why so much space, then she said “in case
You get fresh I need room to wrestle”

She asks me to stay to met mother
When I saw her, my face I did cover
When her dad did appear, I held my one ear
For it was him who chewed off the other

So I’m back in Rio Janeiro
I’m been married for many a year-o
But for me there’s not joy, I’ve got seven boys
And each one was born with one ear-o
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From the album:
Granny’s Old Arm Chair (Recordings 1928 – 1934)
Release Year: 2019