Five Iron Frenzy – Battle Dancing Unicorns

Five Iron Frenzy – Battle Dancing Unicorns Lyrics

Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
Song: Battle Dancing Unicorns

Shut your face
High school jerks
We’re about to show you how this works
Are we cool?

Laser beams
We’re about to awesome all your dreams
And you’ll say, “What are you, some kind of computer?”
And we’ll say, “A cyborg pimp from the future”

And I’m going def for sheezy
I’m feeling a bit uneasy
Let’s get this straight
Oh yeah, we are the champions

We’ll be battle dancing unicorns
Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns
It’s not too late
You could gamble on the heavy hitters

While we’re battle dancing unicorns
With glitter
Twelve-o-clock?
Party rock

We’re hip-hoppin’ and we can’t quite stop
Aggro hair
Grizzly Bear
Bet you’ve never met a thousand-aire

Then you’ll say, “Whatever, I think you’re moronic”
And we’ll say, “Not really, we’re only bionic”
And you’re still in high school
But have to acknowledge

That we are professors at Robot Spy College
Let’s get this straight
Oh yeah, we are the champions
We’ll be battle dancing unicorns

Oh yes
Battle dancing unicorns
It’s not too late
You could gamble on the heavy hitters

While we’re battle dancing unicorns
With glitter
To be what I just can’t
Impale myself upon the horns

I’m fighting just to be relevant
I’ll battle dance some unicorns
I’m battle dancing unicorns
I’m battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah

I’m battle dancing unicorns
I’m battle dancing unicorns
With glitter
With glitter

With glitter
We’ll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter
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From the album:
Engine of a Million Plots
Release Year: 2013