Epic Rap Battles of History – Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa

Epic Rap Battles of History – Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa Lyrics

Artist: Epic Rap Battles of History
Song: Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa

Mansa musa!
Vs!
Jeff bezos!
Begin!

Wallah, by the holy quran i lay my hand upon
I blaze bezos, inflict inflammatory damage on
Amazon, burn it down like when they put the cattle on
The hottest on the map since the atlas of catalan

The king of mali, with gold bars you can’t escape from
Lyrically, i pack heat, you pack a tape gun
I’m sending blows you can’t dodge, this ain’t sales tax
I left footprints in the sahara, i know hot tracks

I bust dorks like dot com bubbles when i hit ’em
Nah, you can’t spit, you got that al gore rhythm (ha ha)
Here’s a nugget of advice to get your union problems handled
You want workers that don’t piss? hire some camels

I’ve expandеd horizons with libraries and mosques
While you choppеd off the tops of all the mom and pop chops
All you widened was the gap between the haves and have-nots
Now they ordered ? while you’re living in your cardboard box!

At amazon our product research is phenomenal
But i’ve never heard your story, and i own audible! (ha ha ha ha)
So go dig some more gold there, kanye west africa!
I’m hotter than the soundtrack to battlestar galactica!

Never trade blows with jeffrey jeff bezos!
Egghead with a huge set of ?
I serve my people on the web to spiderman?
You rap like a soccer ball that’s why you’re only carivans?

You’re overrated, like you leave economies inflated
You’re about to taste some of that salt that you traded!
What’s a long-term plan giving your wealth away (hey?)
Cause now i feed your whole country with the price of a cup of coffee per day!

So bow to me like you did to the king of cairo
You’re about as hack as saudis tapping my iphone!
You’ll be more ashamed than when you accidentally killed your mom
When i make you sh#t your pants worse than diapers.com

Ayo lex loser, you look like a villain at comic con
You gettin’ ate up, should’ve battled me on ramadan!
A harem of women is what i had on my staff
You married one woman jeff, and she cut you in half! (shinck)

(haha,) david pecker picked a pack of your peter pics
Now your new girl got them feed me seymour lips
And it turns out, your own brother was the snitch
And he (ooh) fixed your face, no wonder you bought twitch! (woooo)

Now let me really break it down ’cause there’s more to him
He ain’t a bezos, his real last name is “jorgensten”
But daddy loved unicycles more than him, so he rolled out, now that’s a blue origin!
Take one more step towards a different prophet

Cause these days you’re just as cocky as your rocket!
I’m the cream of the crop, i’m on top, i’m ice cold
This muslim just served you— allah mode
{jeff bezos:} **alexa**

Of course i’m lyrically lethal, i’m relentless, african verse immune
If i wanted to waste my time on desert space i’d watch dune!
What did i give to mackenzie, 40 billion? so what??
Earning back every penny only took me a month!

I went from ? dork to slick ork physique
Now i’m lord of the rings… take a peek!
Three years to trek to mecca? man you must be trippin
One click will get you there overnight, with free shipping!

I’m hardcore rich, top tier in the forbes list
You couldn’t even reach top tier in civ 6!
I’ll school you like timbuktu, eating you like whole foods
Your ship has sailed just like the dude who came before you!

Cause you ain’t fire, can’t hold a candle to me
I got the flywheel flows, i revolutionized delivery
Your talents ? like my tax, bills!
Alexa, what do we have that lacks? skills
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Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa
Release Year: 2021