Ego Orb – Historical Fiction Lyrics
Artist: Ego Orb
Song: Historical Fiction
You might know about about Walter Lantz
A pretty famous cartoon man
He drew a falcon who hated trees
And he made it da-a-ance
His cartoon was a money machine
But in an interview, in 1953
He was informed woodpeckers were a real thing, by
Bird Monthly Magazine
Lantz wouldn’t let this go without a fight…
So he sued an entire avian race
For infringing on his copyright!
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
He was out to get his worth
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
While all woodpeckers were getting sued
Lantz’s popularity was unimproved
He was arrested by police, for hanging
His paintings up in the Louvre
As the courts were scrambling to find
A lawyer to represent all Picidae
Every member of the jury rang out, ah
“Oh, the nerve of this Walter guy!”
They said “It’s like suing rabbits, don’t you see?”
(Don’t you see?) Oh
But Walter said that rabbits
Were part of his intellectual property!
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
Adamant he got there first
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah!
Woah…
I wish that I was alive
To meet Walter Lantz
In real life!
And to ask him, (and to ask him,)
If those woodpeckers really paid the price! Or if
What I read on the internet
Was a web of lies!
Eyes
Eyes
Of the law
Said that mister
Walter Lantz
Was wrong!
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
He was out to get his worth
Lantz vs. All Woodpeckers On Earth
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Release Year: 2021