Eastbound Jesus – Holy Smokes! Lyrics
Artist: Eastbound Jesus
Song: Holy Smokes!
Well I was sitting in the diner, eating scrambled eggs
When some waitress in a short skirt was showing off her legs
I said, “Baby, how you doing?” She said, “I’m doing great
But I’ll be a whole lot better when you take me on a date”
Holy smokes (holy smokes)
I almost choked (almost choked)
On the shoes that I was wearing
My heart was in my throat
In my throat (in my throat)
Yeah, I choked (holy smokes)
On the shoes that I was wearing
My heart was in my throat
Well, we dated for a while and she made get a job
Working in the factory with her uncle Bob
But all that Bob could pay me was barely minimum wage
Now she’s standing with her hand out every time that I get paid
Holy smokes (holy smokes)
I’m so broke (I’m so broke)
I’ve been working forty hours
But this paycheck is a joke
It’s a joke (what a joke)
I’m so broke (holy smokes)
I’ve been working forty hours
But the paycheck is a joke
Well, I put away every penny, nickel, dime that I could save
And I went and bought a diamond, I was on my way
On my way to my baby to get down on a knee
Never could’ve been ready for what I was gonna see
Holy smokes (holy smokes)
I found a note (I found a note)
Said she’s leaving me on Friday
And that was all she wrote
All she wrote (all she wrote)
Holy smokes (holy smokes)
She was leaving me on Friday
And that was all she wrote
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Release Year: 2012