Douche Magouche – One in the Pink

Douche Magouche – One in the Pink Lyrics

Artist: Douche Magouche
Song: One in the Pink

My car broke down
How much does that cost?
My dog is in the pound today
How much does that cost?

I want to eat today
How much does that cost?
My guitar got stole today
How much does that cost?

Living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead
Why do you eat and then you throw up?

Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway
Living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
My car got towed today

How much does that cost?
Oh, I mowed my dog today
How much does that cost?
I still wanna eat today

How much does that cost?
Oh, I need a new guitar to play
How much does that cost?
I’m living my life in the red

But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead
Why do you eat and then you throw up?
Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway

Living my life in the red
I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Rather have one in the pink instead
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead

Oh no
It’s time me to cut another cheque
For the gas, for the heat
And the fuel for the feet

And the food for the brain
And the pills for my pain
And the jewels for the lights
And the left for my rights

And the browns for the cops
And the drugs for the bugs
And the dudes for the dicks
And the b##bs for the chicks

And the beef in the knife they call the mother f#cking IRS
I’m living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead

Why do you eat and then you throw up?
Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway
Living the life in the red
I’d rather have one in the pink instead

She’d rather have one in the pink instead
We’d rather have one in the pink instead
Wouldn’t you rather one in the pink instead?
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Release Year: 2012