Dizmo – SLAMMED p#n#s

Dizmo – SLAMMED p#n#s Lyrics

Artist: Dizmo
Song: SLAMMED p#n#s

I like to call this one
SLAMMED p#n#s
I slammed my p#n#s in the car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in the car door

Because I went to the grocery store
To get a wh#re
Everything was going alright
Mighty tight

My tensions I will bite
On this beautiful dyke
Like riding a bike
On a summer night

Like calling your girl
Her saying “Everything’s alright”
cock was hard rock
So hard in fact, she had some shock

Though it was 4 inches, she was still getting paid
And I didn’t care cause I was getting laid
Got out the car, slammed on my dick
As soon as she saw, she left with my money

The b#tch
Now I’m gonna need my buddy Mitch
Because I’m screaming at the top of my lungs
Going all like

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in the car door

Oh why, oh why did this happen to me
I’ve been a very very very good boy, you see?
But now I’m stuck, under a tree
And a car door smashed on my peepee

Everybodys looking, seeing what’s wrong
While others pass by and laugh at my shlong
When I pulled out the jimmy, it was mighty long
Just like eggman said: “Two balls and a bong.”

So I share to you the lesson of the day
Don’t buy a from a store because it’s gay
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door

I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
I slammed my p#n#s in a car door
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From the album:
Dizmo
Release Year: 2009