Del The Funky Homosapien – If You Must

Del The Funky Homosapien – If You Must Lyrics

Artist: Del The Funky Homosapien
Song: If You Must

It’s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I’m bout to get into some sh#t that I’ve seen
This fool’s breath, I mean so bad it’ll melt your ice cream

They say don’t say nothing if you can’t say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him

Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation

I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
’cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins

Amazing… head to toe B.O.
He didn’t know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden

He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples’ toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya
So guys take your cue from this number

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must

Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
But there’s kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys

Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One’s fool’s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home

I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, “Bud you rolled all over yourself” “yeaaa”
I know some people your #ss should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water ’cause you smell like a turd

Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you’re at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle

You get our vote for most stinkiest
That n#gg# started thinkin of sh#t, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe

Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I’m gonna collect
n#gg# check, yourself
Respect yourself

And wash your mothaf#ckin body ‘fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don’t need a map b#tch

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must

Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
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From the album:
Both Sides Of The Brain [Explicit]
Release Year: 2000