Cyanide and Silicone – Custodian

Cyanide and Silicone – Custodian Lyrics

Artist: Cyanide and Silicone
Song: Custodian

b#tch i clean houses, put the steamer on the blouses
I’m putting in work, nobody ever should’ve doubt us
I got the sh#t spots off the couches
And now i’m working backwards

Broom in my hand while i’m slouching
Couple blocks down and i’m wiping up some vomit
Underneath a table, found a condom, put it in my pocket
Organized a toy room, got the cold sweats

Cause i saw a minecraft plush set and i needed that sh#t
So i jet off, that’s how i get off
Brian put it on his tik tok from a wrist watch
Too many toilets in this building so i’m pissed off

I hate that i have to clean it
This old f#ck calls dale butthead and then he likes to call me beavis
The secretary had a very nice tight cleavage
Mopping up the lobby tryna hide a hard p#n#s

So f#ck it, sit up on the automatic floor scrubber
4th gear, man this thing is really f#cking hard to steer i really mean it
So see it to believe it
I can’t believe i’ve walked with a crucified mop like i’m jesus

I can’t wait till my shift ends, i’m the meanest
When it comes to my laptop, cleaning simulator
When it comes to my fat cock, gotta clean it later
Clean my toe jam to this wreckx-n-effect slow jam

I was born with a birth defect, so god damn
You know custodians can keep the mop wet
-what do you use this for?
-what? i have a wiping problem. i stick those little pieces of paper up in my brown eye and bam! no sh#t stains in my undies

Oh damn, it’s a dusty mother f#cker
I dust so hard my lungs about to suffer
And i don’t get paid very much for this sh#t
Dale’s slick and i’m bout to hit a devious lick

Taking all the cookies and all the bananas
Books, cd’s and it’s hannah montana
And some fanta, i drink it real quick, left the sink full of dishes
And i broke the broom stick with a stomp

And i hop on my bike, onto the next house of a big blue haired dyke
She’s a herbivore so i water her plants
And i sh#t in the garden all over my pants
I went inside and i tried to flush them

They f#cked the pipes up and now they busted
I’m no plumber so i had to leave
I took the plunger and i pissed on the seat
I got a few more joints that i’m hired to clean

I don’t want to get fired but i’m tired and mean
I’m a little bit drunk off some old malt liquor
That i ganked from the cabinet of an old gold digger
f#cking dumb b#tch, she’s an old f#cking b#tch

She paid in butterscotch and a gummer on my dick
She had a bird and it was locked in a cage
It beaked at my nuts, yo i’ve never been the same
You know custodians can keep the mop wet

Janitor b#tch, i’m the mother f#cking janitor
Finding condoms all over the parameter
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Yes b#tch, you see me with a cap to fill

Tryna to clean the teeth at the dentist that be yellow like a daffodil
I usually don’t rap unless i’m rapping real sh#t
So you knowing for a fact that i’ve been mopping on the castle hill
What you saying? i got headphones in

Window got the sparkle cause i shine with my spit
Uniform don’t fit from my spine to my dick
So i whine and i wince as i wipe up some sh#t
Spread my cheeks so they can see the f#cking stink nuggets!

Pull up your f#cking pants, sir! now!
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From the album:
Tag The Tongue 2: Taggin’ Out [Explicit]
Release Year: 2021