Cookie Crotch Nuts – Welcome Lyrics
Artist: Cookie Crotch Nuts
Song: Welcome
Welcome to the Abus#ment Park, ya mother f#ckers
Get that man juice out of your ears and listen up
We got a f#cking show for you-
We got a f#cking show for you, you rat b#stard chicken molesters
No less then twenty-three fists of Van Dam fury right up your smelly f#cking asses will do a body good
Try some of our famous Abus#ment Park Cheese Curds
Made with our very own formunda
If you don’t like it, you can suck my c#ck
For family entertainment, you can watch Rex the Flex suck a corndog out of his #ss while maintaining a mangina and t-bagging his grandma at the same time
If you are over 18, feel free to visit our petting zoo
We keep a small supply of standard farm animals in an environment where they have food and shelter and positive interactions with visitors at the same time
And if you’re not amused with any of that, try jerking it on one of our roller coasters
And if that doesn’t tickle your taint, then f#ck you
Go finger your f#cking cornhole and listen to some Nickelback
Enjoy your stay, ya f#ck
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Release Year: 2016