Commodore 64 – Fruit Salad Lyrics
Artist: Commodore 64
Song: Fruit Salad
Fruit salad, m#th*rf#ck*r, on the straight-up real
Fruit salad in my mouth while I polish my steel
Melons, both orange and green
I’m a deadly cold killer fruit salad machine
Call me professa, deep quantifier
Criminal-style mad more papaya
Fruit slummin’, steady slobbin’
At fruit conventions, I’m hob-nobbin’
Need the apple, so I got to go bobbin’
Tell me, m#th*rf#ck*r, where to stick my cob in
Got my bowl of grapefruit extra cottage-cheesy
I’m a fruit-peeling pimp and peeling ain’t easy
Peeling ain’t easy
Peeling ain’t easy
G-funk hog with my snout in the trough
Prof’s scarfing fruit so his rhyming is off
Carving up mangoes with my 19-inch blade
Posse going to clean my counter with glade
Fruit salad is lacking winter melons
Cause you’re sеrving up a pair of fruity felons
Light that #ss up and hit the damn switch
You’re a punk if you call it outlandish
Extra mayo on my fruit salad sandwich
Nick likеs the canned pears and you like the canned fish
“Hoist the pear flag!”
Big bad salad sitting in my silver chalice
Two MCs and seven foot of phallus
Slicing up oranges like I slice my wax
Separate the strawberries cause I save ’em for last
Boost the bass for the citrus-ass binge
HMO, yeah, Hauser means orange
Reheat ambrosia in my toaster
Cause my pork fruit salad sure ain’t kosher
Got the fruit that’s grown organically
Believe me, sweetie, got enough to feed the needy
Not sure you got enough Vitamin C, B
Why you eat those carrots?
So I can see
Prepare a whole lot of extra salad, son
Cause it ain’t no fun if my homies can’t have none
Rapping from heart, eating fruit tarts
From the bottom of the bowl to the top of the charts
Spinning tales of fruit salad lore
f#ck it, call us Cantalope 64
Passionfruit
Kumquat
Peeling ain’t easy
Peeling ain’t easy
Raspberry
Vlood orange
Grape
Banana
Tangelo
Starfruit
Raspberry
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From the album:
K-Minus Initiative
Release Year: 2000