CollegeHumor – Be Our Bachelor

CollegeHumor – Be Our Bachelor Lyrics

Artist: CollegeHumor
Song: Be Our Bachelor

Be our guest
Be our guest
Eating solo is the best
Use the napkin you still have, cherie

From ordering Chinese
I am old
I am older
You use me as a potholder

Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious
Don’t believe us?
Ask the dishes!
f#ck Off!

We can break
Paper plates
Saving time to m#st#rb#t#
You bought me because you wanted to lose weight

Seriously bro, the fat just slides right off
Pull up a chair or beanbag
On your lap, a jizz rag
Be our guest

Be our guest
Be our guest
By yourself, all alone
It is hard to cook for one

Try some hot sauce and some mayonnaise
On a stale hamburger bun
Please you me liberally
I count as both fruit and veggie

Everything tastes oh so yum
With no taste buds on your tongue
I tell jokes, I turn tricks
I save all those #ssh#l# sticks

I smell ’cause I haven’t been changed in a whole year
Don’t try to cook me, fella
It’s just salmonella
Be our guest

You’re a mess!
You haven’t even gotten dressed
Be our guest
Be our guest

Be our guest
Life is so unnerving
When your constantly converting
Your recipes and meals

To feed a single serving
Oh, the good ol’ days when we were useful
I think you left your spoon in and it’s metal
You bought us for pasta sauce

Now we’re all covered in dust
You put me on everything
Even food that’s not Asian
Even though I’m a month old

You can pick around my mold
I’m still good after my expiration date
Or so your told
Save our grease from last week

Uncooked hotdogs, what a treat!
Cereal for every single meal
We’ve got a lot to do
Is it one plate or two

Just kidding!
You’re horrible and a mess
But still
Be our guest
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Release Year: 2019