Cheese On Bread – Where The f#ck Are They? Lyrics
Artist: Cheese On Bread
Song: Where The f#ck Are They?
My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob
But you should’ve known it from the sound of his job
He was a corporate bank investment ho
I don’t know why you can’t find Mr. Right
It’s cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like
And now you’ve gone through every boy I know
Brad is so good-looking
But he’ll never clean or do the cooking
Jimmy is so smart
But he’s got a power Mac for a heart
The great boys all are gay
But where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
They’re off sucking c#ck and they’re making me yawn
Yeah, everyone’s a media cliche
You know you girls have got it made
But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid
And I can’t go out without my pepper spray
Mohammed is artistic
But he is rather narcissistic
Jonathan is funny
But the poor boy don’t got any money
The great boys all are gay
But where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
Christopher is dreamy
But he acts like a weenie
Jared is so hot
But he likes misogynistic hip-hop
The great boys all are gay
But where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
Where the f#ck are they?
They’re in LA
They’re in New York
In San Francisco Bay
They listen to Bjork
They’ve got things to say
I’ll turn into a stork
You’ll fly away
I’ll fly away
Fly away
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Cheese On Bread Lyrics – Where The f#ck Are They?
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From the album:
Maybe Maybe Maybe Baby
Release Year: 2006