Charlie Drake – Mr Custer

Charlie Drake Mr Custer

Charlie Drake – Mr Custer Lyrics

Artist: Charlie Drake
Song: Mr Custer

What am i doing here?
Please mr.custer, i don’t wanna go
Eh, er, mr.custer? please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ fight

Somebody yelled “attack!”
And there i stood with an arrow in my back
Please mr.custer, i don’t wanna go
Oh-oh, oh

Look at ’em bushes out there, they’re movin’
There’s an indian bеhind every one of ‘еm
Er, um, mr.custer
May i be excused for the rest of the afternoon, please?

Wanna change my library book
Oy, watch out, duck your head!
Oo-er, bit late on that one, son
God, i bet that don’t half hurt

What am i doing here?
Please mr.custer, i don’t wanna go
Er, listen, er, mr.custer? please don’t make me go
There’s a redskin waitin’out there, waitin’ to cut my hair

A coward i’ve been called
But i don’t wanna wind up dead or bald
Please mr.custer, i don’t wanna go
Oo-errr, err-oo

Now, let’s see, what’s the indian word for ‘friend’?
Oh yes, i know? manyarna, yeah that’s it
Oy, you lot out there ‘manyarna’
(arrow whizzes by) ooo!

Oooh! no, that ain’t it
Look at ’em out there
Running around like a bunch of wild indians
Bunch of wild indians! ha-ha-ha-ha

Now this is no time for joking
Oo? oh? oo? help!
Mr custer?
Oh my god!
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From the album:
Classic British Comedy & Humor
Release Year: 2013