Carfard19 – GROOM MINORS Lyrics
Artist: Carfard19
Song: GROOM MINORS
Oh, hello there young one
May i please get your age?
Umm, i’m 14 years old
And uhh, yeah i- i- i just turned 14 years old
Wowses, bombowses, that is, so hot man
May i please get your snapchat, please?
Over in the uk, i could-, i could sell you some, alcohol
In the, definitely not drugged with my british drugs
Oh my god, he’s so dreamy, and i-, i love his side profile
Oh my god, he has such a nice side profile
Are you gonna take me to a barnes and noble tho?
Yes, of course, come with me
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
And i always buy-, and i always buy-
And i always buy you alcohol!
You can hide your kids, but you can’t hide them for long!
Don’t check my phone because i have lots of p#rn!
f#cked the little kid, and i got kicked out of my dorm. (dorm…)
Let’s have a toast to the newborns!
Let’s have a toast to vodka!
Let’s have a toast to the pedos!
Every single one on brick hill
Like cardboard, and redvile
They all took the red pill
Every single one can go to hell!
They should all kill themselves now
And i always buy-, and i always buy-
And i always buy you alcohol! (groom minors!, groom minors!)
You can hide your kids, but you can’t hide them for long!
Don’t check my phone because i have lots of p#rn!
f#cked the little kid, and i got kicked out of my dorm
f#cked the little kid, and i got kicked out of my dorm. (dorm…)
It’s the police!, put your hands up!
This is disgusting!, b#stard!
I’m sorry, i’m sorry
Can i just please, just upload this thing on brick hill?!
No, you have the right to remain silent!
How could you, you f#cking pedophile
Gon-, gon-
Gonna kill you, i’m gonna kill you
And i always buy-, and i always buy-, (groom minors!, groom minors!)
And i always buy you alcohol! (groom minors!, groom minors!)
You can hide your kids, but you can’t hide them for long
Don’t check my phone because i have lots of p#rn. (groom minors!, groom minors!)
f#cked the little kid (groom minors!, groom minors!), and i got kicked out of my dorm
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
Groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!, groom minors!
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Release Year: 1960