CAKE – 30 Minute Freestyle

CAKE – 30 Minute Freestyle Lyrics

Artist: CAKE
Song: 30 Minute Freestyle

*clears throat*
I’m gonna need you guys to give me hella words bro. just shoot hella words in the chat
Oh
Peach, i’m at the beach and i got my feet out

I got your girl and she sucked on my clout
I got your girl and she sucked on my dick
She sucked on my rick and my morty
I got a turtle and i named him tortie

Ratdoodle with the 10 gifted subscriptions
I’m getting a ten-inch eriction, erection
I’m going up for election at the presidential nomination
Two into one, two into one

Like my name is blum- i mean bloom, blumiere
I got short hair
It used to bе long
My dick is not long

It is short to average
Short to averagе
Short to average
Short to average

Next word. give me another word. ratdoodle thank you, brother. rat. poop, fart, c#m, fart, poop, c#m, goomba. shut up, guys. pick a better word
Parappa
b#tch, i’m the number one rapper
Open up this candy and i rip off the wrapper

I’m a rap-tap-tappa
Tap dancer, pole dancer, strip pole dancer
Got your girl putting her butt on my face
Like my name is jayce, jrickle

One of the best mods in the game
One of the best mods in the game
One of the best mods in the game
Jrickle

Jrickle, jrickle, jrickle
Got your girl stuck on my j dickle
And i’m-
Oh, ouch, it little

It tickles, it tickles, it tickles
b#tch, it’s little, chill
Relax, relax, slow down, slow down
Kinoko

Like his name is pinocchio, pinoko
He’s got a long nose he’s got a long schlong
He’s got a long dong
I bet i don’t know for sure but he’s probably got one

He’s probably got one, yeah, he’s probably got a long one
He’s probably got a long john long john silvers
Long john silver like my name is long john silvers
I got some loud m#th*rf#ck*rs in the background yelling

I got some loud m#th*rf#ck*rs in the background there’s no telling
There’s no telling how many of them are there are, they’re back there yelling
Felon
I’m a felon

Just kidding i’m not a felon
This beat is going to go crazy, give me a crazy word
If i was a girl, you could call me ellen degeneres
Your girl’s being very generous

Sucking on my ellen d generes, she’s being generous
Uh, biffiny like my name is tiffany
Tiptop tippity, biffity skippity
Got your girl sucking on my dickity

Bappity bappity wappity
Got your girl giving me that w-a-p w-a-p
Wappity
Wet #ss p#ss#, wet #ss p#ss#

Wet #ss p#ss#
I’m off the chain, i’m off the hussy
Bussy, wussy, uh
Charizardtrainer900

Charizardtrainer900
He got $900 in the bank account
I cannot count
I cannot flout

I cannot clout
Klondike bars b#tch i’m spitting these crazy bars
Like my name is charizardtrainer, charizard
I’m eating a big bar of c#ck

Chocolate, not c#ck bro i didn’t mean to say c#ck
I didn’t mean to say that
I don’t suck c#ck, i only eat p#ss#
I don’t eat c#ck, i only suck p#ss#

I’m drinking p#ss# juice like i’m drinking orange juice
I pour that sh#t in my cereal every single morning
Every single morning, every single afternoon, every single evening
I’m putting p#ss# juice in every single item in every single food, bro

I’m putting p#ss# juice into every single ingredient
I’m creating new combinations of recipes every single day with p#ss# juice
That’s the main ingredient
p#ss# juice, you got to try it out bro

Jar, two girls, one cup
Two girls one cup
If you know what that is, you know what’s up
Hey, i’m talking mariojosue

I’m talking mariojosue
I’m talking mr. hands
I’m talking handstands, doing handstands, doing cartwheels, you feels?
Do you feels what i’m talking about right now?

I got happy wheels
Crazy wheels
You guys remember happy wheels? that flash game? that old flash game
I got aspartame i’m drinking orange juice

Orange juice
I’m drinking p#ss# juice
Smegma fire emoji
Fire emoji like i’m at the emoji movie

I’m at the grand opening, the grand showing of the emoji movie
And i’m really liking this freaking movie
I’m really loving it
This sh#t is really really freaking good

Emoji movie, i should have thought of it
I should have thought of that. ay, 23 more minutes. 23 more minutes dude. i should have thought of the emoji movie, bro
Wahoo! i got your girl sucking on my cockatoo
I got one c#ck

No, i got two
I got two p#n#ses bro
I literally was born with two of them
You thought i had one of them, b#tch?

I got two of them
I’m f#cking two p#ssies at once with my two p#n#ses
I’m f#cking from earth to mars to venus
Like i’m serena williams hitting tennis balls

I got your girl sucking on my tennis balls
I’m a little congested
b#tch, i’m too invested
I’m 8 minutes deep into this 30-minute freestyle

Like my name is kyle
Like my name is onsomecringe
I’m on the fringe, b#tch
I’m on the hinge

b#tch i’m on the fringe
2 chainz, i’m drinking bang energy drink
350 mg of caffeine
You know what i mean it’s 2022

Look at me, look at him, look at you
It’s 2022
One of the best years of all time
What the f#ck?

Pokémon
Pokémon got your girl taking off her thong
And she’s dancing all around without any thongs on
She got her butt cheeks and her p#ss# out

She’s doing a little twerk dance
She’s doing a little twerk dance
She’s dancing all around the room going crazy
Girl come back over here

Put your clothes back on
We’re watching my neighbors the yamadas on the tv
We’re watching my neighbors the yamadas on the yamaha television from 2003 with a built-in dvd player
I’m not a hater, i’m a supporter

Haters gonna hate, dude
Yoshi, my favorite character from mario brothers
Yoshi, yoshi, yoshi
He’s so cute and he’s so cozy

I got your girl sitting on my lap she said it’s really cozy
She’s sitting on my lap and imma spank her
Imma kiss her in the mouth
I’m going to spit down her throat

Throat ma’am, can i get your coat? can i get your coat?
Can i lay it down over a puddle so you can cross safely without getting your feet wet
Without getting scurvy?
I’m putting oranges in your mouth to cure you of scurvy

If you got scurvy i’m going to cure you of that scurvy
Hey, dhayes190
1-9-0,1-9 hero
Dhayes, he’s one of the best in the game

He’s one of the best in the game he’s got high, very high levels of fame
You know why?
I’ll tell you why
He’s the man of the year and the year has only been going for eleven minutes

Eleven minutes, he’s already m-o-t-y
He’s already m-o-t-y
You know why?
I’m gonna tell you why

He’s that guy, he’s that dude, he’s the guy you want to know
He’s the guy you want to be with
He’s the guy you want to sing with
He’s the guy you want to dance with smoke weed with and drink beer with

Cebas7 he’s got a pink name
He’s got a pink name
I don’t know why he’s got a pink name
He likes pink he likes to take a drink out of his prosecco

Prosecco i got an erecto
That’s slang for erection
But i’m just playing, b#tch, i don’t have an erection right now
I’m on a stream right now

I’m streaming right now
I can’t go brick mode during the stream man
That’s just not very professional, man
Twelve, i got 18 minutes left

18 minutes left on the mic bro
Fat muriel
That’s my first b#tch
That’s my first b#tch way back before twitch

That’s the first girl to get me a motherf#cking boner
That’s the first girl to *unintelligible*
Bricked up mode, son
She got me bricked up real good real hard son

Fat muriel b#tch, you changed my life
Fat muriel b#tch, you’re going to be my wife one day
One day i’m going to find you
You just got to wait for me, girl i’m going to find you

And i’m going to marry you
And i’m going to kiss you
And we’re going to have kids
And we’re going to live happily ever after

And we’re going to have rafters and a bas#ment
We’re going to have it all bro
A samsung fridge with all the tools
Built-in wi-fi and a built-in freezer

b#tch, we’re going to be living good till we’re geezers (oh my god)
I got rhymes till the end of time
Like my name is land before time
Dinosaurs prehistoric style

b#tch, you don’t have to rhyme
You don’t have to rhyme
You don’t have to rhyme
I don’t even know the time

Tsukuyomi_x11
Like my name is finger eleven
Like the old band from back in the day
Back in the day

I got your girl sucking my weenie all g#dd#mn day
Tsukuyomi with the five gifteds
Tsukuyomi is getting real lifted
Smoking weed, getting real shifted

Tsukuyomi underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore
Hvyblk, hvyblk, hvyblk
Yes, he’s back with the five big gifteds
Ten gifteds in 10 seconds

That’s a new world record
“can i be on tomie’s side?”
Yeah, bro, i don’t know why
Not

I’ll put you right there under her
b#tch give me your underwear
Heavy. thank you for the five, bro. who else gifted, tsukuyomi? thank you, bro, for the five, man. boys, i think we just unlocked mixtape. that was a hiccup. holy shit. we unlocked the mixtape, man. oh my god, guys, did we seriously hit the 300? holy f#ck. again, thank you guys for f#cking with me, man. i really love you guys. there you go, bro. game stop prank call up next. we ain’t hitting the game stop prank call. relax. that sh#t would be really funny though. i ain’t going to lie. whoa, tts is cussing? yo andro, happy new year. thank you for the 24 months, andro just hit his two years! can we get a congrats andro? fame. thank you, bro. i can’t believe we got two years on andro, dude. holy f#ck. i love you guys so much. we got to finish this freestyle strong, man. if you guys like the freestyles, make sure to gift some subs. here we go. hey, what the hell? there we go. andro, you came in the middle of our 30 minutes freestyle, the raisin man. luke with the 4 gifted
Samurai

Samurai, motherf#cking s-a-m-u-r-a-i
He’s the best, you want to know why?
I’m going to tell you why
I’m going to tell you why

I picked him up when he was only two months old
He was only two months old, but i- b#tch i knew he was bold
I knew he was going to grow up to be very old and very wise
Very wise, b#tch

He’s a wise guy, wise guy
Let me get a cheeseburger and a large fry and a large root beer too
“a large root beer?”
b#tch, look at me, b#tch, look at you

What the hell?
Why are you judging me for my large root beer?
b#tch why are you judging me for my large root beer?
I’m worldwide, i’m worldwide

Let me get one more large fry actually, while i’m at it
Let’s get five large fries total
Let’s get six large fries actually total
Luke, b-w-v-o-p

If he was a league of legends champion, he’d be op
Op overpowered
b#tch, like my name is root beer, i got the power
I got the drive, i got the tower

I got the towers like i’m trump towers
But i’m not trump it’s just a regular tower
It’s the max towers, it’s the pax towers
P-a-x, penny arcade expo

b#tch i’m drawing expo marker on my body
b#tch i got your girl licking up the, the, uh
b#tch i got your girl drinking up the germs off my body
Give me another word. doinks. hold up, this beat’s overstayed its welcome. we hit 300 subs in one day bro, what the f#ck? what is this?

Pubes!
Got your girl sucking dick while i’m playing on the gamecube
I’m playing paper mario thousand-year door
b#tch open the door

My uber is here
My uber is here, i’m getting the f#cking out of here
I got six large fries waiting for me back in the house
b#tch take up your blouse, pull up your blouse

For one final look at those big damn things man
Damn those big damn things are looking real good to me
What the hell my beats keep freezing. hold on my beats keep freezing. this is a goofy-ass beat bro. i didn’t make it okay? what if i did make it, what if i actually made this beat? let me look at those big damn things before i go on my uber and go get my six large fries. oh shit. oh f#ck. pikmin. can we get a pirate yoshi in the chat everybody? they keep psyching me out with the beat drop
Pikmin

Out of every guy, i was the man she picked
I was the man she picked, i was the dick she sucked
The dick she licked
She made it quick, she made it good, she made it real good

Real efficient
b#tch, i took her on a fishing trip
We got some bass
She was showing #ss

She was flashing t#ts, she was flashing #ss
She was on flash games
She was playing flash games on her phone
I said, “b#tch, put that thing away, we’re catching fish right now”

Or i’m going to bring you home
Hold on, i’m getting real congestion
Fishing freestyle
Getting real congested right now, give me a minute

On the phone playing five nights at freddy’s
b#tch, i said, “are you ready to fish?”
I’ve been ready to fish all damn day
All damn day, i really want to get some fish

I brought my best fishing rod
Got your girl sucking on my rod
Bro, all i can think of is p#n#s sucking bars, man
p#n#s sucking bars

f#ck a candy bar, i’m getting p#n#s sucking bars
Got your girl sucking on my bar
Got your girl pulling off my draws
b#tch is going through p#n#s withdrawals

Now she’s going through draws with p#n#s inside
Now my p#n#s is inside her
Going through p#n#s withdraws. now she’s going through draws with a p#n#s. it’s genius. it’s genius. it’s penius. someone turned the heater on. hold on, this is not going to work. what are they thinking, a heater in this weather? sasha grey all day. sasha grey? isn’t she a twitch streamer? she’s kind of dope. she dope, lowkey. she’s lowkey dope af
Xladiesman217

Call me ninja like my name is tyler blevins
Like my name is chris evans
Captain america
Captain america, i got an erection

A big, big boner, big, big boner
I’m a big big loner
I’m a lone angel
I’m a strong angel

I’m a joker
I’m a joker
I’m a weed, pot smoker
Weed, pot smoker, big blunt toker

I got your girl, she’s putting on a choker
And she wants to get snapped
Get snapped, get snapped
I said, “b#tch, i ain’t got enough to even come close to snapping that”

I said, “girl, sorry, you got to go”
I got some mario to play
I got some mario to play all day, all night
And she said, “what, the hell, are you talking about?”

I can’t do this anymore! 30 minutes of this sh#t bro? “what, the hell, are you talking about?” ladiesman. how the f#ck are you doing, bro? oh, my god i love you, bro. i’m glad you’re here, ladiesman. happy new years to you, man
“why does she sound like that, bro?”
Because she’s a girl, she’s got a girly flow
She’s got a girly flow

And i’m not talking about a period every month
Every month, smoking a blunt
Smoking a big blunt
Big blunt big blunted

Smoking big weed and i’m getting really stunted
I’m stunting my growth and i got a big growth on my arm
On the outside of my arm
I’m going to go to the doctor, get it checked out

Checked out, checked up, checked in, check out
I’m checking in and i’m checking out
I got your girl looking at me, she’s checking me out
I said, “girl, don’t look at me, i got a gf

I got a gf and you need a bf
You got to go, you got to find one somewhere else
Somewhere elsewhere
I know you want to take out my underwear

I get it, i understand
I completely see where you’re coming from
I know you probably want to show me your bum
I get it, i understand

But you cannot be doing that here
I’m trying to get my arm growth checked out, girl”
She said, “okay, i’m sorry, i apologize”
I said, “girl, let’s just sing and let’s harmonize”

I said, “choppedcheese is up in this b#tch”
Choppedcheese with a zero for the o is up in this b#tch
I love choppedcheese, that guy’s a real one
I’m going to go put on the shirt that he gave me once

At the bass pro shops
One day, choppedcheese gave me a free t-shirt at the bass pro shops
It’s a mario t-shirt, how’d he know?
How’d he know that i freaking love mario?

I’m a big #ss mario fan
Drinking a big #ss coffee can
Starbucks double shot espresso
Let’s go

Let’s go, new super mario brothers
And i’m eating peanut butter and peanut butter smuckers brothers
Big peanut butter sandwich
And i’m streaming on twitch, i’m streaming on twitch

Like it’s october 31st, bulls, goblins and witches
I got hella b#tches, you might think?
No, i only got one b#tch
One b#tch, one b#tch, one b#tch

That’s all i need
That’s all i need, bro
That’s all i need, i’m good
I’m chilling with one

I’m chilling with one
And i’m streaming until the sun comes up
I’m streaming until the sun rises
The sun rises, the sun rises

My eyes rises
My eyes closed, after the end of the stream
The stream ends, i close my eyes, i shut them i fall asleep
I fall asleep and i smoke a big weed leaf

I smoke a big weed leaf
Big, sweetbigsexyweed131
One of my most loyal chatters
One of my most loyal chatters in the whole damn chat room

In the whole damn chat room, bro, he’s a real one
He’s a real one, he’s probably got a 21-month streak or something
Oh, f#ck, the fall guys type beat. hold on. let me take this shirt off real quick. this is the beat i’ve been waiting for. holy sh#t, the fall guys type beat. yo, gunter, peace out, man. have a fantastic new years. oh shit. shy guy made it. three more minutes of freestyling
January the first

I’m going to c#m and i’m going to freaking burst
Shooting c#m all over the place
All over the place
I’m smoking weed and i’m feeling like this sh#t is laced

It’s laced, it’s making me super high
It’s making me super high like i’m a freaking fall guy
Fall guy
Cheeseburger, soda and a large fry

This bar is so incredible, i’m going to cry
I’m going to shed some tears
I’m going to drink some beers
I’m going to drink some beers

“this man can’t rap about anything about getting his dick sucked and french fries” french fries? b#tch, that is nothing but lies, that’s lies
That is misconstrued, misconceptions
And i got a big #ss erection
In my gray sweatpants

Gray sweatpants challenge
I got the gray sweatpants challenge
I failed it, i failed the gray sweatpants challenge bro
Because my sh#t is small to medium-sized bro

Can i get a large fries, large fries?
Let me get a big #ss motherf#cking french fries
And a frosty, miniature frosty, please
Let me get a frosty pass

Like my name is ash ketchum
Ash ketchum drinking lots of frosties every single day
Because he got the frosty pass
Three dollars for infinite frosties for the whole year

He failed the gray pants sweat challenge
That’s okay though, it’s a pretty hard challenge
Why do i have so many fall guys beats? why do i have so many fall guys beats on here?
Cobra kai season 4, season 4

The dude’s learning hella karate and he’s shutting the door on his enemies
On his enemies, he’s turning friends into enemies
Cobra kai, he’s the guy
He’s the dude you gotta watch out for

Watch out for him
Watch out for him
He’s gonna karate chop you in the freaking head
He’s gonna karate chop you until you’re freaking dead

Like my name is ed, edd n eddy
I’m flowing real smooth and i’m flowing real steady
Steady eddy
Like my name is freddy from fred

The youtuber
The old school youtuber
He’s a-
He’s famous

He’s famous, bro
Fred
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Release Year: 1996