Bo Burnham – Sexting

Bo Burnham – Sexting Lyrics

Artist: Bo Burnham
Song: Sexting

Sexting
It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye

AT&T
I am in bed I am ready to go with you
Tonight I’m thinking of taking it slow
We’ll use emojis only

We don’t need phonetical diction
We’ll talk dirty like we’re ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
I send a carrot back

You send a Ferris wheel
That’s pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel’s your body

And I’d really love admission to it
Oh no!
What if now you think that I’m implying your v#gina is as big as a Ferris wheel?
You send back a snowman

Crisis averted
(Thank god)
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing (Next best thing)

Sexting
Aye, aye
AT&T
No more emojis, now it’s on to words

I ask what you’re wearing. You reply, “A shirt”
You say, “Are you naked?”
I say, “Yeah, except for a top hat”
You say, “lmao” but I doubt that

I’m getting hot at just the thought of what I’d do to you
Cause in my head I’m in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these
I love you, baby

Send a picture of your t#ts, please
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn’t sex is the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting

Aye, aye (We are Sexting)
AT&T
You send the pic and say it’s now my turn
Jesus f#cking Christ I guess I never learn

My phone’s flash is my only light and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from eraserhead

You say, “I sent my t#tt#es that’s not fair”
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah

Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah

Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah

Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (p#ss#)
Another night on my own, yeah (t#tt#es)
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)

Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
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From the album:
Inside (The Songs) [Explicit]
Release Year: 2021