Billy Bragg – Billericay Dickie

Billy Bragg – Billericay Dickie Lyrics

Artist: Billy Bragg
Song: Billericay Dickie

Good evening, I’m from Essex
In case you couldn’t tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay

And I’m doing very well
Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena

Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanors
But I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena
Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy floss is sticky
I’m not a blinking thicky

I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
I bought a lot of Brandy
When I was courting Sandy

To aim to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Anothеr thing with Sandy
What often came in handy

Was passing her and Mandy
Shе didn’t half go bandy
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever took the mickey

I’m not a flipping thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
I’d rendezvous with Janet

Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn’t half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it

Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet
She bruised her pomegranate
Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky

If I ever shaped up tricky
I’m not a blooming thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well

You should never hold a candle
If you don’t know where it’s been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a normal fruit machine

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
Who’s their favorite brickie
I’m not a common thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie

And I’m doing very well
I know a lovely old toe rag
Obliging and noblesse
Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you’d never guess
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

A fine pair of squeaky chickies
I’m not a flaming thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh
Come lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch

My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain’t a slouch
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

About Billericay Dickie
I ain’t an effing thicky
You ask Joyce and Vicky
And I’m doing very well
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From the album:
England, Half English
Release Year: 2016