Big Strudel and the Retarts – Tarted Lyrics
Artist: Big Strudel and the Retarts
Song: Tarted
Kadookie:
b#tch they call me (re)Tarted
Take a sh#t, then I farted
On the come up, I just started
She said come over so I darted
Uh, the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
Down came that rain and washed that b#tch out
Up came that sun and dried up that rain
So that itsy f#ckin spider went up the spout again
Dookie stains all in my drawls, I’m the sh#t yuh
My gang pull up in yo halls, that’s what you get yuh
Tryna keep this low key, don’t make me spit
Yo f#ckin girl ran away, she let me hit (uh)
Imma go out with a bang
Yo girl said she wanna hang
I head over, pull out my wang
Bouta double fist like I’m Liu Kang
Big Strudel and Leroy, we in a gang
Like the N.W.A. with a bit more tang
My flow go crazy, you know it stang
Cause I just hit you with my Batarang
I’m going into the thick of it
My dick is big as sh#t
Imma go f#ck that b#tch
Hype on the virgin sh#t
Hop on the track a bit
Pull up with gangsta sh#t
Pipe up and f#ck that b#tch
6ix9ine, oh he a snitch
Exploring this sh#t again, Lewis and Clark
Blowing the sh#t skyhigh like in Iraq
Going to the stars, you can call me Spock
Cause I just hit the track out the f#ckin park
WhiteBoyLeroy:
ABCDEFG, all them hoes are f#ckin me
Gonna get a sirloin while im f#ckin up an applebees
This sh#t is the bees knees, Locked out with my church key
Chillin out suckin on my long island iced tea
Got them supersonic powers like my name’s eleven
Ouch I got the bite like it’s 1987
Playing a guitar riff like its stairway to heaven
Secretary of Pennsylvania like Im Rachel Levine
b#tch you know that im retarted
Serving food like Boston Market
Whip it up I parallel park it
New Jersey I’ll f#ckin mark it
Getting canceled for a tweet
While i’m pounding on my meat
Send some pictures of your feet
Getting pinged for a mozambique
Holy sh#t Im a f#cking geek
Mythological Ancient Greek
I’ll f#ck your #ss anyday of the week
For only two minutes coz I’m f#cking weak
Big Strudel:
Ted Kaczynski
Might convince me
To go crazy
Can you blame me?
Biden wants equality for all races
But he still gives black people gazes
He says he’s helping, but the case is
He just can’t stop touching kids faces
Kadookie:
I thought you weren’t supposed to get political on these tracks
Big Strudel:
Maaaan f#ck that
Got a chromie unable to make me swim
Syndrome of drown
Step in the ring with mike tyson
That’s a beat down
Pull up to the ‘straunt
Eat the food to flaunt
What’s the matter DJ Khaled
Afraid to eat a salad?
Your grandpa move like snail
Like paper he f#cking frail
His old age makes him pale
Going blind so he’s learning braille
Imma mind game you like chess
But there’s no need to stress
Cause your sins are needed to confess
And then be put to rest
.
They are opposed
To our flows
Not open minded cause they are closed
Witless crits shouldn’t have been proposed
You were asked for a favour
But showed us no flavour
And now your using you dialogue as a life saver
But u gonna be finished off faster than hemidemisemiquaver
Make mad money, boodle
Mickey with his mans toodles
Whippin the frying pan up with egg noodle
Sittin in the toaster like BIG STRUDEL
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Release Year: 2021