Big Gay – PIRATE BRODOWN Lyrics
Artist: Big Gay
Song: PIRATE BRODOWN
Ahoy you matey
*Everybody gather ’round*
*Everybody make a sound*
A.K.A. Johnny Depp’s lover
*Everybody get aroused*
*’Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown*
*And Lil Kermit, A.K.A. Captain Kermit Greenbeard, yar har har*
*Everybody gather ’round*
*Everybody make a sound*
**And also me, Lil f4tty**
*Everybody get aroused*
**A.K.A. Captain Weighty**
*’Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown*
You could call me Captain Hooker, I be makin’ booties looser
Always lurking in your dreams, I’m the pirate Freddy Krueger
Too much s#men gavе me scurvy, I need my mateys curvy
You be saying that I’m pеrvy, Davy Jones just gave me herpes
I need a fairy boy, Tinkerbell
You can fondle my dubloons, I won’t tell
You do as I say or you’re off the plank
Or you can turn around and give that little treasure a spank
Hoist up the sail, see a good-looking male
Floating in the deep sea, and he’s covered in some kale
He’s looking like a pipsqueak, on the deck knees deep
Looking like my type, twink in barnacle-covered feet
I need some cummies in my rummies
f#ck a matey with the runnies
Feed the captain to the kraken just because it’s kinda funny
Peter Pan, he can be my new tranny
He can’t stand me, but he’ll thank me later when I fill his juicy fanny
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
Ahoy, matey, it’s me, Captain Weighty
Freak with the legs, got the crew going crazy
Searching for some booty, we can hit the lower deck
Isn’t he a beauty? You know what’s next
Got a man down, he’s ready to come
Feels like I’m gonna drown, swallowing a gram
Getting head on the head, turn around and spread
Getting bread, now I’m fed, what the plan, go to bed
My ship can take you anywhere you want
{?} the sail, sitting in the front
I can hook you up with what you desire
Gold chain, cocaine, I can take you higher
Pubes getting long, grew them for ten years
Someone sucks me off, you could call them Blackbeard
f#ck with our ship, you have nothing to fear
f#cked your whole crew, then we disappear
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
I’m a cum-guzzling pirate, ride in any time of climate
Need s#men in my diet, let me fondle on your privates
Avast ye: Antivirus, big dick for hire
You got those big juicy muscles I admire
Pull up with my musket, stinkpot and hooklass
Plundering your village and I’m looking for some good #ss
Looking for the booty, X marks the spot
Sucking on your pee-pee but I still am top
Ahoy with the soy, you a good-looking boy
With a dick like a brick, you gonna be my new toy
That #ss tight, yeah that’s right
I’ve never seen a p#n#s that size
I be plunderin’, sunderin’, thunderin’, I’m not lubberin’
Skippin’ and dippin’ and flippin’ like I’m Politikz
f#ckin’ and cuckin’ and suckin’ on some hard dicks
I come quick, I don’t spit
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Yo ho ho and a bottle of c#m
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather ’round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pirate brodown
CumBoiz… Unh….
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Release Year: 2009