Berry Bebop – I’m On A Horse

Berry Bebop – I’m On A Horse Lyrics

Artist: Berry Bebop
Song: I’m On A Horse

〈refrain 1〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
Got new best friend and its a horse

I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
〈verse 2〉
Pull up with my bros to the barn its midnight
Rancher not gon open up the doors til daylight

The boys and i we grab a log and bust down the door
That’s right b#tch i stole a motherf#ckin horse
Yeah it looks like a horse
Yeah rides like a horse

Yeah it gallops like a horse
Eats grass like a horse
Does a mean two step
Got good #ss breath

Cuz i brush his teeth
And i love him
〈refrain 2〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch

Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
I dont see you with a horse b#tch
(where’s your f#cking horse, b#tch? huh?
I’m the f#ckin horse b#tch

Yes!
A horse, let’s go!
Adventures!
〈verse 2〉

Running from the law
And my threat level up
I hear some distant hooves
They pop revolvers up

Pop pop bang bang
Shooting cars and tin cans
Its the calvary division
Staches off the hook

I dig in my spurs
And the saddle beeps
Flip out big ol f#ckin turrets
With a chrome sheen

I pump em full of lazers
And they f#ckin die
Top it off
I throw out

A pack of dynamite
But they get back up
They were undead horses
Never guessed that i was

Runnin from some horses corpses
Fire a bow and arrow
But it slips through his bones
I take em through the graveyard

So that they all land in tombs
Now we some cowboys
Riding free range
We rule the whole world

With shiny-ass manes
Took over every government with
Neighborly affection
Now the globe is filled with horses

And it is absolute pefection
〈refrain 3〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t

My horses saddle has some gun turrets
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
〈verse 3〉
Yeah my horse

He can fly into space
f#ck planet earth
Intergalatic escape
I hear aa whirring sound

And what do i find
Aliens
That hate all animals that you ride
But you know that i’m the type

Thats into conflict resolution
So i post up to those aliens
Propose peaceful solutions
I show them the horse

And his angelic neigh
His dope leather saddle
Then we all gonna sang
I’m on this f#ckin horse b#tch

Wait he still needs a name
My new horse friend
His name is mike
Rhymes with bike

I sing him sweet lulabyes
Wipe every single tears on the floor if he cries
But one night
As i lay down to sleep

I hear footsteps in my home that creak
Point my flashlight
And what do i find
Its the f#cking farmer tryna sneak around at night

What are you doing here man
He says the horses name is spiffy
Spiffy?
What a dumbass name

Can i keep the horse
“sure.”
Okay!!
〈refrain 4〉

I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch (b#tch)
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t (no sh#t)
My horses #ss is intergalactic (horse #ss)
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch (horse b#tch)

I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch

I’m on a f#ckin horse
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Berry Bebop Lyrics – I’m On A Horse

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Release Year: 2022