B.A.Johnston – Eye Of The Douchestorm Lyrics
Artist: B.A.Johnston
Song: Eye Of The Douchestorm
It has been a while
Since I’ve seen so many faux hawks
It’s my least favourite hawk
Not as cool as mohawk or real hawk
Texting people that are in
The same bar
You got your gold chains on
Maybe a summertime scarf
Trying to f#ck that girl
With the tribal tattoos
Whose boyfriend is in the bathroom
Taking calls on his bluetooth
It’s a douchestorm
Perfect douchestorm
We’re caught in the eye of a perfect douchestorm
I can feel the date rape in the air
Chinese lettering neck tattoos everywhere
*If you don’t love The Situation, I’m gonna make you love The Situation*
Your ultimate fighting obsession
Is unsettling me
All this ground and pound
All this smashing teeth
Why are you talking at me
So intensely?
Why is your nose bleeding
So intensely?
Toronto Maple Leafs jersey
Worn with khaki pants
Is there a look that spells
More the death of romance?
Hipster with art school degree
Talking down to me
I wonder will you do so
When you take my order at Arby’s
It’s a douchestorm
Perfect douchestorm
We’re sailing into the eye of the douchestorm
Can you feel the date rape in the air?
Chinese lettering neck tattoos everywhere
Can you feel the douchestorm in the air?
Can you feel the douchestorm in the air?
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Release Year: 2019