Andrew Schulz & Jelly Roll – Open ‘er Up

Andrew Schulz & Jelly Roll – Open ‘er Up Lyrics

Artist: Andrew Schulz & Jelly Roll
Song: Open ‘er Up

Woohoo baby, we’re making country music!
Sitting on the couch for 13 months
All I keep thinking about is getting f#cked up
Wanna take of my sweats and clip my pubes

Tired of getting caught jerking off on Zoom
Fauci says I need to double up my mask
Well tell that little gerbil he can kiss my #ss
(I think it’s time)

Open ‘er up like a can of beans
Open ‘er up like a jar of weed
Open ‘er up like Forest Whitaker’s eye
Open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside

Like a Good Ole Boy with a sharp knife skinning a buck
OPEN ‘ER UP!
I’m not a child, don’t need a curfew
Sick of doing coke in my own bathroom

I want C-Section scars and some stretch mark t#tt#es
Come on sing along if you’re with me
Open ‘er up like a can of beans
Open ‘er up like a jar of weed

Open ‘er up Forest Whitaker’s eye
Open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside
Like a Good Ole Boy with a sharp knife skinning a buck
OPEN ‘ER UP!

I hope grandma Maxine gets her vaccine
So I can bag two bad blondes and tag team
I’ll nut fast as an athlete at a track meet
I want it that way like the boys from backstreet

I’m larger than life like Chris Farley in Blacksheep
We been locked down longer than Kodak Black’s rap sheet
Pardon me, I miss women making my heart stop
I can’t taste girl, I’ll tongue-punch your fart box

Wearing my mask to the table just isn’t cool
It’s kinda like having a pissing section in pools
I miss hanging in bars, I miss hanging in groups
I wish that m#th*rf#ck*r wouldna put that bat in the soup

Open ‘er up like a can of beans
Open ‘er up like a jar of weed
Open ‘er up like Forest Whitaker’s eye
Open ‘er up and let’s see what’s inside

Like a Good Ole Boy with a sharp knife skinning a buck
OPEN ‘ER UP!
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Andrew Schulz & Jelly Roll Lyrics – Open ‘er Up

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From the album:
Open ‘Er Up [Explicit]
Release Year: 2021