Alex Schor – Robbed The Walmart

Alex Schor – Robbed The Walmart Lyrics

Artist: Alex Schor
Song: Robbed The Walmart

I think of this song as me taking
A fat steamy dump on the music industry
I just robbed the walmart (yuh)
Got a can of beans

I just sat on a nail (eugh)
And i ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (bruh)
I’ve been goin’ green

She said i’m a gaslighter
Babe, you don’t even know what that means
Damn, this song is so #ss
It kinda makes me wanna eat it (what?)

I called my p#n#s michael jackson (hee hee)
All i wanna do is beat it
My cat’s goin’ errrrrrrrh
I think i forgot to feed it (what?)

Whenever i post on the gram (yup)
The comments told me to delete it
I got hard, i got an erection
I point a tourist in the wrong direction

I rigged the 2020 election
Just cuz i think joe biden is sexy
Yeah, he sexy
I went pee pee in a bottle of pepsi

Oops, i missed, now i got messy
Kick you in the balls, i’m feeling like messi (that was so bad)
I just robbed the walmart (yuh)
Got a can of beans

I just sat on a nail (eugh)
And i ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (bruh)
I’ve been goin’ green

She said i’m a gaslighter
Babe, you don’t even know what that means
〈verse 2: yuno miles〉
Who the f#ck just took my shoe?

Why the f#ck they leave?
Why you leave, dude?
Go and buy yourself and take the other one, dawg
I don’t even know, but i feel like a frog

Hold up, bro just ate a hot dog
Ahahahah
This n^^^a said eh eh eh eh, hahah
b#tch, i’m short, i’m not really tall

But it don’t matter, i’m taller than a straw
N^^^as say i feel like a dog
Feel like a zebra
Anylhakaishala, f#ck it

I don’t really care cuz i came from nothing
I’ve been on the block, baby, i was struggling
Everybody know i sound like some fire
Uninfbingjswlsllw

I just robbed the walmart (yuh)
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (eugh)
And i ripped my jeans

I reused my toilet paper (bruh)
I’ve been goin’ green
She said i’m a gaslighter
Babe, you don’t even know what that means

Yeah, um
Please don’t sue me for emotional damages
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Alex Schor Lyrics – Robbed The Walmart

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