Afghan Dan – Little Muppet

Afghan Dan – Little Muppet Lyrics

Artist: Afghan Dan
Song: Little Muppet

The only reason why i sent for him is because he’s the best on bg
So then people will have more respect for me that i’ve sent for him
f#ck josh tate, yeah
f#ck little t, little gimp

〈.?.〉 your roots, lad
I made you, lad
You get me
Should be thankful, should be grateful

You cheeky b#stard
Little t, i’m your dad
Don’t get it to stage 〈.?.〉 you wack
Come back 〈.?.〉 started, took it to shows, bro

You little 〈.?.〉, and what you definitely will get dealt with
Each never one of thеm bars you felt it
I know quickly, but your mum said you’re clamping
You’re a big bowl, matt, no, you’rе a dount

Not a chopstar, you’re not banging no one
Countless times you’ve been bang bang back home
Nah, mum, my face is rolling
Countless times you said afghan’s the best camera

And that’s no joking
Countless times you said that you’re on smoke
But we don’t know we you’ve been smoking
Said i think i know why you’re soaking

Torture little t like a 〈.?.〉 vulcan
Dangling off a piece of string
Put both 〈.?.〉 around his neck and choke him
Can’t teach 〈.?.〉

And i dashed little t 〈.?.〉 spliff and i smoke him
Were you got bullied in school for being a racist
Bro, how was he called
Anyway, back to the facts

Your best friend is a bumboy that he shanks
Don’t let the fame get to your head
Josh, you can get jacked off that serve on fast 〈.?.〉
Get around 〈.?.〉 kick off that high 〈.?.〉 quick

You bars can’t pull in 75 quid
Little t, big t or puber t
But it’s ’23 and your bars still sh#t
And i don’t know why, but you keep on trying

With this music ting that we both know smith
Back in the day, you would share by vids
And in the caption called afghan sick
Then after that try call me a n#gg#

Been thinking you’re gonna get away with it
But what goes ’round comes back about me
You could never be cool, trust me, and that’s it
And if i catch you on the promenade

I’ll smack you in your edge, yeah, proper hard
Why, ’cause you’re a little tard
Little t, you’re a little prick, you 〈.?.〉
So i got a 16 on olivia’s card

Little gimp with his little arms that i’m ripping off
You’re not a kid no more, josh
If i bang ya, i wouldn’t even feel like
Get your 〈.?.〉, get your 〈.?.〉, and you get a spot

Better run back to your mum ’cause it’s getting dark
Ah, 〈.?.〉 you got 2 mixed 〈.?.〉
And you’re not even off
Go along like your own smoke

Bare 〈.?.〉 been taken out your phone garden 〈.?.〉
And you didn’t get back one blow
You don’t know, didn’t know, when you don’t know
What you’re gonna do with your little taekwondo

Get back 〈.?.〉 pronto
Putting 〈.?.〉, let him day dreadlock 6 times
Your best mates says game
Pops, i know what you’re thinking

But f#ck your sh#t, my sh#t never sinking
I bet your mum’s gaff is 〈.?.〉
Get back, get back, you’re losing
You never give your mum donna a benz

If it was up to her, she was pimping
Hey, yo, donna, you’re listening
You will never stop this pain i’m inflicting
See, your son is a victim

So just do yourself a favour and ditch him
He’s a victim ’cause i picked him
And when he was born, no, you should have switched him
And you still can’t get no gyal

’cause your 〈.?.〉 fake and you still got a perm
Josh tate, you are a waste of sperm
And i know that you will never learn
Quit sculpted it on site is a target

Little bit of teabag, you’ll confirm
What’s up, you should not concern
You sent for me, it’s my turn
That you should have known better to mess with me

Put your barn in the fire and you’re gonna get burned
Watch, little t, people will get first
You’re not first or second or first
More time, wait there, 〈.?.〉 f#ck this girl

I’m still catching a p#ss#, you are the pink curse
Gonna make sure this one hurts
Me sending for little t
It’s a tramp or little t, i don’t know what’s worse

Still got afghan in his 〈.?.〉 church
Still let’s quids out of this mum’s purse
Still, ah
So how do you feel now, t

A bit angry
That just sticks in my head, mate
It pisses me off, it just annoys me
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Afghan Dan Lyrics – Little Muppet

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Release Year: 2019