Jacob Crook – Slurp It Lyrics
Artist: Jacob Crook
Song: Slurp It
Damn this diet coke is hitting the spot
Can i get another one scott
Ou ah
If only i hit the jackpot
So i could slurp it like a lab rat
With no worries other than to get caught
Yeah yeah
But i look like a showgirl
Who can do a twirl
And do gymnastics with bette midler
No b#tch
I’m not in the nhl
Why is your face red like a twizzler
Obviously you’re f#cking nervous
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
All i have to say is
Drinking these liquids is getting to my intellect
I wish i had control over myself
But i don’t
So stuff me in a shelf
And givе me diet sprite
Mm, last timе i had this was at night
I’d compare it to a cockfight
Ou ah, that’s right
Yeah i said it that’s right
Okay give me one more soda
This time let’s make it mellow yellow
Not the color the soda silly sir
Damn, it tastes like piss but i like that sometimes
I need to have a bedtime
Because i’d be up for a lifetime if mellow yellow had time
Why does it feel like we have connection
Like this is some spiritual type sh#t
Ah, i think i feel love
My heart is a drum
This is it
This is what life is about
Sometimes it’s so hard to be happy
If only i had a sewer full of soda
Then i could be my own soda machine
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Okay let me slurp it like a slurpee
One more time let me slurp it like a slurpee
Oh my gosh it’s almost gone
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Release Year: 2022