Kollektivet – Anti Climax Lyrics
Artist: Kollektivet
Song: Anti Climax
I’m telling you, I’m going to this new place tonight and it’s supposed to be amazing!
Mmm, I’m treating myself to a culinary experience
It’s my bachelor party, yeah!
I’m going to do a massive poo!
It’s a Friday night and my pants are on tight
I’m going out on the town to this new place that sounds like the
Coolest around, yeah!
That’s what everyone says
I’m excited!
I’m a food loving male
And today I’m tasting whale served with caviar and brie
I heard it’s supposed to be a feast for the senses
I hope so, cuz it sure ain’t free!
AHAHAHAHA
Mmmmmm
Tomorrow’s the big day
But today I get to play with a saucy, blonde stripper on my lap
Fap, fap, fap!
I’m almost on the toilet
No, nothing’s gonna spoil it
Cuz I’m about to take
An enormous crap, yes!
Well now
Was that it ass?
Very anti-climactic of you, I must say
Could use a little salt, this one
This place is just as boring as the other places
Sucks balls!
So you’re the stripper?
Well, this surely is an anti-climax
It’s such an…
Anti-Climax
It’s just like New Years Eve
I paid 30 pounds for this!
Anti-Climax
It’s like the season finale of, you know…
Any show on TV!
Anti-Climax
It’s like a surprise party
SURPRISE
Wow
Anti-Climax
It’s like one of those meteors that shows up every 75 years
Or traveling 12 hours to see the midnight sun
Only to discover that
It’s just the same bloody sun!
And even this song
Is it ever going to take off?
I think it’s coming! I think it’s coming!!
HEY!
Take off! TAKE OFF!
No
Should we just go to the place we usually go?
I think we’re done here
May I have the check, please?
Well now #ss
I was expecting something in the size of a baby and here you are dry as the Serengeti itself
What an anti-climax, you filthy ass!
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From the album:
For Nothing
Release Year: 2021