My Toilet Is Clogged – Pain in the Ass

My Toilet Is Clogged – Pain in the Ass Lyrics

Artist: My Toilet Is Clogged
Song: Pain in the Ass

Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss

I sigh as i push my sh#t ’cause it’s too dry
I cry ’cause my #ssh#l# feels like it’s been tied
I die as my #ssh#l# gets ripped up and pried
I wonder why my sh#t can’t just smoothly slide

I strain so hard, you can see my bulging veins
I drain all my energy but it’s in vain
I remain in a state of sadness and pain
Almost slain by the injuries i sustained

I bleed yeah my #ssh#l# is hurting indeed
I plead for my bloody #ssh#l# to be freed
I squeeze my #ssh#l# but i never succeed
I need something to increase my pooping speed

I whine as the sh#t begins to break my spine
It’s malign, it’s likе my #ss is being mined
I’m not fine, thе blood’s pouring out like red wine
The sh#t binds my #ssh#l# and keeps me confined

It’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh#t and not carry it
I’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh#t session is never consummated

I’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh#tting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh#t f#cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting

I wail ’cause my sh#t is bigger than a whale
I fail to sh#t ’cause it’s slower than a snail
I turn pale ’cause my sh#t is harder than hail
It nails my #ss and makes it bumpy like braille

I bawl as my sh#t keeps coming out in balls
It’s not small and it’s continuing to stall
My sh#t halts ’cause it is harder than basalt
I call for help but get no answer at all

I yell as the veins in my #ss start to swell
I’m not well, blood’s the only thing i expel
This bathroom is hell, i’m trapped in a jail cell
I can not impel my sh#t to be propelled

I start to scream ’cause the pain is so extreme
I dream of my sh#t coming out in a stream
It seems that my bootyhole is being reamed
I deemed that i should call a medical team

It’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh#t and not carry it
I’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh#t session is never consummated

I’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh#tting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh#t f#cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting

It’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh#t and not carry it
I’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh#t session is never consummated

I’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh#tting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh#t f#cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting

Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss

Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the #ss

It’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh#t and not carry it
I’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh#t session is never consummated

I’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh#tting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh#t f#cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
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Release Year: 2022