2J – The Comments Song

2J – The Comments Song Lyrics

Artist: 2J
Song: The Comments Song

I gotta make a track with your comments, aw f#ck, man!
So steph said to me “lol, good luck, man”
“i wanna suck my cock” ’cause i’m a poof
“i f#ck a goat” while singing “moo quack woof”

As you can tell, my life is pretty whack, man
What if i was a black gay batman?
“Όλο μπλα μπλα, μπάλα και χαχαχα”
“Αντωνία, the little red hair girl, αχ αχ”

I ran over the president with my green mini
And said “ahlan wasahlan habibi”
We’re not alone, μουσική x-files
f#ck it, i’ll do it with the gangnam style

I had a girl who used to love cheddar
She said “love dies but pizza is forever”
Σ’ αγάπησα, μ’ αγάπησες, ήμασταν 1-1
Μα πήρες και τα αρχίδια μου, κέρδισες 3-1

My mum found out that i’m a rapist
She told me that i’m a motherf#ckin’ gay fish
I gave her a song, i said “here, play”
Move, b#tch, get out the way

I saw jimmy savile, the pedophile guy
And when i sat on his knee he told me to get high
Η Μαρικκού έσεζε μου μες την αυλήν
Τζιαι έπρεπε να τα φάω για να τα κάμω γυαλίν

“you know i like ’em nuts”, it’s true
See, i’m kind of a nerd, “noob”
I saw my grandma, she was like “hello”
I’m like “b#tch, i hope you step on a lego”

See, “everybody talks”, i can hear them hating on me
“Ανέβηκα στη λεμόνια να κόψω ένα πεπόνι
Αλλά το καρπούζι ήτανε βαρύ
Και μου έπεσε η παντόφλα”

What the f#ck, g?
“orange”
Really? you say?
“we are one” until you get your heart, bro

I’m the bomb with the fart jokes
Comments έχω γράψει
“Δεν φοβάμαι πια τους εχθρούς μου γιατί οι φίλοι μου μ’ έχουν κάψει”
True story, i’ll sing it out loud

“masturbation goes cloud”
What? these comments have got me pulling hairs
Bananas in pyjamas are walking down the stairs
Ah! someone told me “tus is the best”

Κάτια Κυριακούδη, lick my chest
I don’t deserve “lollipops flying through the sky”
Why? “’cause i deserve death and i gotta die”
“straight out the f#cking dungeons of rap”

“never give up”, the fact, “i love sex with cats”
Roll, roll, roll your joint, take a sip of wine
Take a toke, then blow the smoke, then blow your f#cking mind
“we have to have faith”, aw, that was so kind

Now timm lash, turn around, i f#ck you from behind
“there’s hoes in the room, there’s hoes in the car
There’s hoes on stage, there’s hoes in the bar
Hoes by near, hoes by far”

“i would like a cupcake”
“welcome to the good village” with the good girls
I see dead people that say “f#ck the world!”
“f#ck the world!”, well, at least you’re modest

All the girls suck but “irini is a goddess”
“hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly”
“i thought watching queer eye for the straight guy”
The next few comments are taking a piss

“are you sure? are you ready for this?”
“Απ’ την πόρτα σου περνώ”, “περπατώ στη γειτονιά”
“Τηγανίζεις ψάρια”, “κατουράω στα φυτά”
“Πέτα μου έναν κεφτέ”, “κολυμπάω στα σκατά”

“Τι ωραία πού ‘ναι η άνοιξη”, “πόσο χαρά”
“Τραλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλα”
“Κλάνω και πετάω στα σύννεφα ψηλά”
Elena, that was really long, what is wrong with ya?

“Η Χριστίνα και η Έλενα είναι παπουτσόσυκα”
“Οι Ρωσίδες είναι πουτάνες”, yeah, hoes
“i’m a tranny” ’cause “i drink soup with my nose”
“ah, my mum’s got bynyans” (freaky geek)

“big ones, taste like onions” (freaky geek)
I like “τραχανά” ’cause “i’m a pink elephant”
“m#lfs all around me”, i should be the president
“i smile more than a joker”, i’m like “trololo”

So how did i do, yo? tell me down below
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2J Lyrics – The Comments Song

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Release Year: 2023